【简介】感谢网友“网络”参与投稿，这里小编给大家分享一些，方便大家学习。
最近这段时间总有小伙伴问小编经典的幽默搞笑小笑话是什么，小编为此在网上搜寻了一些有关于经典的幽默搞笑小笑话的知识送给大家，希望能解答各位小伙伴的疑惑。
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只要是英语的我们多多积累就可以了。今天小编就给大家分享一下英语的笑话，快来学习一下吧
你活不成了
ill, a man went to the with his wife. the the for the wife to meet him in the .
一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。
"Your is very sick, " the said, "but are you can do to his . , fix him , a day. Next, give him a -free , and don"t . , make love to him day.“
你丈夫病得很重，”医生说，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一，一日三餐，要营养美味。第二，给他一个轻松的环境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”
On the home the , "What did the say?"
在驱车回家的路上，丈夫问道：“医生说了什么?”
"I"m , " she said, "but you"re not to make it.“
很遗憾，“你活不成了。”
他什么都没听到
at the post , I"m used to with a . So when one my desk, I in my , "What"s the ?" "I went out this ," she , "and when I came home I a card the to a but no one was home. My was in all . He a !" , I got her . "Oh, good," she . "We"ve been for this for ages." "What is it?" I . "My "s new aid."
我在邮局上班，对于顾客们的各种情绪早已习以为常了。所以，有一天当一个生气的顾客气冲冲地来到我的工作台时，我还是非常平静地问她，“有什么问题吗?”“我早上上街了，”女顾客说，“我回到家的时候，我看到一个卡片，卡片说邮递员要给我们家送包裹，但没人在家。可是我的丈夫整个早上都在家啊。他说他什么都没听到”。在表示了歉意之后，我把包裹给了她。“噢，太好了”，那位女顾客喜形于色。“我们等这东西都等多少年了!”“是什么好东西?”我问。“我丈夫的新助听器”。
我要出去
A bar up his at 2 a. m. and went home to . He had been in bed only a few when the rang." What time do you open up in the ?" he an man .
在凌晨两点，酒吧店主锁了店门，回家睡觉。他刚躺下几分钟，这时电话响了。“你早上几点营业?”他听到一位明显已醉醺醺的男子的声音。
The was so , he down the and went back to bed. A few was call and he the same ask the same . "," the ,""s no in me what time I open I "t let a in your in-"
店主非常气愤，砰地一声挂上电话又上床去睡。几分钟后又有一个电话，他听到还是那个声音问同样的问题。“听着，”店主嚷道，“不要问我什么时候营业，因为我不会让你这种人进----”
"I don"t want to get in," the . "I want to get out“
我不是想进来，”那人打断他的话，“我要出去。”
