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生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕9
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佩妮
好啊
Penny, hello.
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谢尔顿
Hey, sheldon.
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你咋样啊
What is shaking?
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什么
I'm sorry?
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这是口头语嘛
开场白
It's colloquial, a conversation opener.
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你觉得今天天气好吗
So, do you find the weather satisfying?
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我们本地的球队赢球了
Are you currently sharing in the triumph
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你是否为之一振
of some local sports team?
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你搞什么名堂
吓到我了
What's wrong with you? you're freaking me out.
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我在跟你闲聊啊
I'm striking up a casual conversation with you.
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咋样
S'up?
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我求你别再说了
Please don't do that.
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好吧
All right,
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不过我觉得如果你要和某人
But I'm given to understand that
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谈一个很尴尬的问题之前
when you have something awkward to discuss with someone,
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最好跟他说几句不搭界的闲话
it's more palatable to preface it with banal chit chat.
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就是说刚才那还不算尴尬事了?
So, this wasn't the awkward part?
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不算
No.
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那好吧
Oh, all right.
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咋了
S'up?
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太好了
我说对了
Oh, good, I used that right.
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说正事吧 你应该已经注意到了
莱纳德最近
Anyway, you're aware that leonard has entered into a new
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和一个女人发生了一段带有性关系的感情
Romantic relationship which includes a sexual component?
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现在我能感到尴尬了
Okay, feeling the awkward now.
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她的名字是 斯蒂芬妮·巴内特医生
Her name is dr.Stephanie barnett and she is a highly
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她是弗里蒙特纪念医院一名杰出的外科医生
Distinguished surgical resident at freemont memorial.
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-莱纳德告诉过我了
-很好
Yeah, leonard told me. good.
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但他可能没告诉你
What he may have left out is
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这段感情对我来说非常重要
how important this relationship is to me.
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对你
To you?
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是的
在那些为数不多的和莱纳德约会过的女人中
Yes, see, of the handful of women leonard's been involved with,
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只有她还算像个人
She's the only one I have ever found tolerable.
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那我呢
Well, what about me?
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这应该是不言自明的
The statement stands for itself.
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你嘴好甜
Well, aren't you sweet?
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而且你应该多和她接触一下
Anyway, should you have any interaction with her,
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好让她别感觉到你是她的性竞争对手
It would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival.
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我看她没什么好担心的
Yeah, I think she's pretty safe.
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你现在是这么说
但看看这样的情况
You say that now, but consider the following senario
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漆黑的晚上
you're sitting in your apartment,
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你孤身一人坐在家里
It's late, you're alone.
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你的下丘脑里正游走着雌激素
Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and
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和孕激素
这时突然在你眼里
Progesterone and suddenly even
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就算莱纳德也会是一名有生育能力的性对象
Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate.
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或者说
配对
Or a, uh, "hookup"
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现在的都市青年好像都这么说的
As it's referred to by today's urban youth.
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-真的吗
-是的
Really? yes.
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如果万一发生这种情况
Now, should that happen,
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我要求你找到一种压制自己性冲动的办法
I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.
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只需要想你就可以了
I could think about you.
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好
只要管用就行
Fine, whatever works.
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和你交谈总是很愉快
谢尔顿
Always nice talking to you, sheldon.
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再见[谢尔顿在刻意模仿黑人俚语]
Uh, peace out!
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今晚多么美好啊
Well, this is very pleasant.
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很高兴你喜欢
Glad you're enjoying yourself.
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你还说通心粉三个人吃不够呢
And you said there'd never be enough pasta for the three of us.
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我错了
I stand corrected.
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你们知道么
意大利的家庭主妇都有这样一种经验
You know, italian housewives have a rule of thumb.
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只要抓一把直径为一英寸的通心粉放在锅里烧
A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter is
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就足够所有人吃的了
因为它在加热之后会膨胀一倍
Sufficient for each person as it doubles in volume when cooked.
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非常有趣
That's very interesting.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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她不是真觉得有趣
只是礼节罢了
She doesn't mean it. she's just being nice.
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斯蒂芬妮
Well, stephanie,
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既然莱纳德现在不想谈话
Since leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball,
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那么就由我来顶替他
I guess I'll just have to pick it up.
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你有没有现场目击过凶杀
Have you ever witnessed a violent crime?
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-没
-好的
No. good.
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你最喜欢什么水果
What's your favorite fruit?
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草莓
Uh, strawberries.
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严格来说不算水果
不过也不追究了
Hmm, technically not a fruit, but all right.
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你的医学实习是在哪儿做的
Where did you do your medical internship?
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劳伦斯纪念医院
在德州的加尔维斯敦
Uh, lawrence memorial in galveston, texas.
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真的吗
我就是在那儿出生的
Really? that's where I was born!
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不是吧
You're kidding!
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在那所医院里
我度过了不少童年时光
I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital.
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我十二岁的时候还坐直升机去哪儿呢
When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.
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怎么了啊
Why, w-w-what happened?
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辐射烧伤
Radiation burns.
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我在造X射线轴向分层造影扫描机的时候发生了一点小意外
A little mishap while I was building my own cat scanner.
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你居然尝试自己造一个X射线轴向分层造影扫描机?
I'm sorry, you tried to build your own cat scanner?
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我不是尝试
我是成功了
No, I didn't try, I succeeded.
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而且我还用它观察了
In fact, I was briefly able to see
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我姐姐的小豚鼠
雪球的内脏
the inside of my sister's guinea pig,
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然后他就烧起来了
Snowball, before he caught fire.
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所以我们家很流行一句话
It led to an interesting
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豚鼠躲不过扫描机
"not a snowball's chance in a cat scanner."
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谢尔顿
Uh, sheldon?
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我离开一下
Excuse me.
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我回来之后
为了好玩
When I come back,just for fun,
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我们来聊聊架空历史
the subject will be alternative history.
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主题是
Specifically,
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如果林肯是来自于未来的机器人
How would the civil war have gone differently
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