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生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕20
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靠
我的维萨卡被撤了
Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa.
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哦也
新的万事达卡
Oh, yay, a new MasterCard!
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干嘛
What?
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我本来想拿信件
I was going to get my mail.
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拿啊
Okay.
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难道你想通过心灵感应来拿吗
Are... are you hoping to get it telepathically?
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你是说意念取物吧
I think you mean telekinetically.
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不是
And no.
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我只是不确定用哪种社交礼节
I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol
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因为你和莱纳德如今不交媾了
now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.
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老天
你就不能说"不再见面交往"吗
God, can we please just say "no longer seeing each other"?
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那得真的不见才行
Well, we could if it were true.
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可你们住在同一栋楼里
低头不见抬头见
But as you live in the same building, you see each other all the time.
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唯一改变的变量是交媾
The variable which has changed is the coitus.
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咱来定个协议 你我继续做朋友 还有你别再说"交媾"
Okay, here's the protocol: you and I are still friends, and you stop saying "coitus."
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好啊
Good, good.
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我很高兴我们还是朋友
I'm glad we're still friends.
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真的吗
Really?
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当然
适应你出现在我日常生活中 可花了我不少功夫
Oh, yes. It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life.
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而我很讨厌白费功夫
I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.
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好吧
Right.
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再问清楚
我不能跟所有人说交媾 还是只是不能跟你说
Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying "coitus" with everyone or just you?
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所有人
Everyone.
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协议条款真苛刻
Harsh terms.
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不过没关系
我可以用"性交"代替
But all right-- I'll just substitute "intercourse."
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这下好了
Great.
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或者用"私通"
Or "fornication."
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但这个带有批评色彩 还是作为备用吧
Yeah. But that has judgmental overtones, so I'll hold that in reserve.
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你最近怎样
So, how you been?
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我的存在是个连续统一体
Well, my existence is a continuum,
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所以在指定期间的每个时间点都是一样的
so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.
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你就是逗我玩
是吧
You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?
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逗你玩
Bazinga.
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莱纳德好吗
How's Leonard doing?
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他表面很好
He seems all right.
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但他花了很长时间
Although he does spend a disturbing amount of time
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盯着你的照片
looking at photographs of you
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嗅着你枕过的枕头
and smelling the pillow you slept on.
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我想起来了
Oh, but now that I think of it,
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他叫我不要告诉你
he asked me not to tell you that.
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我会假装没听见
I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
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我宁愿你假装我没说过
I'd rather you pretend I didn't say it.
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你买了意大利妈妈大蒜意粉酱
I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce.
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对
Yep.
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我妈妈也用这种酱
That's the sauce my mother uses.
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她喜欢意式烹饪
She likes cooking Italian because according to her,
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她说罗马人也这么做给耶稣吃
that's what the Romans made Jesus eat.
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有意思
Interesting.
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我改天晚上叫你过来吃
I'll have to have you over for spaghetti some night.
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我现在就饿了
I'm hungry now.
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好吧
Oh. Um, okay.
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那一小时后过来吧
Why don't you give me an hour and come over?
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能不能切点热狗丁 加到酱汁里
Will you cut up hot dogs into little chunks and mix them in with the sauce?
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我没有热狗
I don't have hot dogs.
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没关系
我有
Oh, it's all right; I do.
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你就要做我妈妈所说的"美意大餐"
Oh! You're in for what my mother calls "a real Eye-talian treat".
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你去哪了
Hey, where you been?
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我刚刚和佩妮聊天呢
I was talking with Penny.
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你怎么能这样
What's wrong with you?
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你不能和室友的前任一起玩
You can't hang out with your roommate's ex.
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这未免太逊了
That's totally uncool.
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没关系
我不在乎
No, it's fine. I don't care.
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我已经走出来了
I'm over it.
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对
走出来了
所以他整天都在怨念
Yeah, he's over it; that's why he's been whining all day
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要发明《黑超战警》里的洗脑装置
about trying to invent that memory-wiper gizmo from Men in Black.
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他有进展了吗
Is he making any progress?
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因为我想忘掉本·阿弗莱克居然演过《超胆侠》
Because I'd like to erase Ben Affleck as Daredevil.
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本·阿弗莱克也会想洗脑的
So would Ben Affleck.
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重点是
面对这种情况 你得做出选择
The point is, in a situation like this you got to pick sides.
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要么选莱纳德队
要么选择佩妮队
You're either on Team Leonard or Team Penny.
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哪个是选剩下的
Which one picks last?
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什么
What?
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我通常都只能在选剩下的那队
Well, usually I'm on the team that picks last.
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除非有坐轮椅的孩子一起玩
Unless there's a kid in a wheelchair.
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谢尔顿
我给你买了陈皮鸡丁
Sheldon, I got you your tangerine chicken.
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你应该饿了吧
I hope you're hungry.
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我当然饿了
Well, of course I'm hungry.
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而且我没打算跟别的队吃饭
And as I have no plans to eat with any other team,
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我会津津有味地 吃光陈皮鸡丁
I will consume my tangerine chicken with the appropriate gusto.
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好吧
Okay.
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只是出于好奇
我们还有热狗吗
Just out of curiosity, do we still have hot dogs?
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不知道
怎么了
I don't know. Why?
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吃饭时随便聊聊而已
Just making dinner conversation.
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加油
小莱队
Go, Team Leonard!
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生活大爆炸
第三季第二十集
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啊
太好吃了
Oh, God, this is good.
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我问你个问题
Let me ask you a question.
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你觉得你会因为
Do you believe you're going to go to hell
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吃糖醋排骨而下地狱吗
for eating sweet and sour pork?
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犹太人不相信有地狱
Jews don't have hell.
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我们相信有胃酸倒流
We have acid reflux.
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你要吃最后一只饺子吗
谢尔顿
Do you want the last dumpling, Sheldon?
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当然
Certainly.
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我又没有因为很快要吃第二餐
It's not like I have to moderate my food intake
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而故意限制食物摄入量
because I'm planning on eating again very shortly.
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