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生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕16
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-把他按倒
-你没辙了
谢尔顿
Take him down! He's got you, sheldon.
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放得漂亮!
你实在太菜了
Look at this move! He's completely schooling you.
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伙计们
伙计们
Hey, guys. guys.
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有几个女服务生要我来问你们一声
Some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something.
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这个叫"Tresling"
它是将掰手腕需要的力量
It's called Tresling. It combines the physical strength of arm wrestling
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与玩俄罗斯方块需要的头脑敏捷度相结合的终极运动
with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate spots.
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是
很棒
Yeah, that's terrific.
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但她们是要我来问
你们是否可以打住了
but they wanted me to ask you to cut it the hell out.
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好
来吧
大伙
来了
Great. Come here, guys. Come on.
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祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you.
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我们还是结束吧
打成平手
俄罗斯方块你赢了
We might as well stop. It's a stalemate. You're beating me in Tetris,
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你的上肢力量就跟个同性恋差不多
but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.
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同性恋?
我现在就干你
Keebler elf? I've got your Keebler elf right here.
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好
打成平手
Okay, it's a stalemate.
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莱纳德
礼拜六我们会
So, leonard, will we be seeing you
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在这里看到你和你的免费生日奶酪蛋糕吗
on saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?
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他不能吃奶酪蛋糕
He can't eat cheesecake.
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他乳糖过敏的
He's lactose intolerant.
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好
那可以要胡萝卜蛋糕
Okay, he can have carrot cake.
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那蛋糕上面装饰的奶油奶酪呢
What about the cream cheese frosting?
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他可以掰下来不吃
He can scrape it off.
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不提蛋糕了
Forget about the cake.
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你怎么会知道礼拜六我生日?
How do you know that my birthday's saturday?
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我占卜过你的星座
还记得?
I did your horoscope, remember?
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我还想占卜你们每一个的
I was going to do everybody's,
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直到被谢尔顿那典型且神经兮兮的理论所打断
Until sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.
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正式申明下
For the record,
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那"神经兮兮的理论"是贝尔特拉姆·福尔
"that psychotic rant" was a concise summation
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所做研究的简要概括
Of the research of bertram forer, who in 1948,
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他于1948年通过精心设计的实验
Proved conclusively through meticulously designed
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结论性地证明占星术只不过
Experiments that astrology is nothing
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是伪科学的噱头
but pseudo-scientific hokum.
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叽里呱啦叽里呱啦
典型的金牛座
Blah, blah, blah. typical taurus.
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说真的
我们是不是周六见?
So, seriously. are we going to see you saturday?
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-我想不是吧
-为什么?
Uh, I don't inink so. why not?
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我不庆祝生日的
I don't celebrate my birthday.
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开玩笑
你不会的
Shut up. yeah, you do.
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这没什么大不了
我一直都是这样的
It's no big deal; it's just the way I was raised.
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我父母只会在我取得成就的时候庆祝
My parents focused on celebrating achievements,
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而被逐出产道
And being expelled from a birth canal
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显然不算其中一项
was not considered one of them.
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这太可笑了
That's so silly.
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事实上
这还是一篇有理有据的文章
It's actually based on very sound theories.
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他母亲发表在报纸上的
His mother published a paper on it.
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这篇文章什么标题
Well, what was it called?
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"我讨厌我儿子
因此他不能吃蛋糕"?
"i hate my son and that's why he can't have cake"?
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显然易见
这是正确的
It was obviously effective.
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莱纳德长大后现在是一位实验物理学家
Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist.
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也许如果她还不让他过圣诞节
Perhaps if she'd also denied him christmas,
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他还会更出色些
he'd be a little better at it.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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我很爱过生日
Well, I love birthdays.
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起床后早饭是妈妈特制的法式吐司
Waking up to mom's special french toast breakfast,
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戴上生日王冠
Wearing the birthday king crown,
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和朋友们玩激光枪捉人
playing laser tag with all my friends...
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是吗
看见不?
Yeah, see?
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那才是孩子们该干的
That's what kids should have.
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事实上
这是在去年
Actually, that was last year.
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这么说你真的从来没开过生日派对?
So you really never had a birthday party?
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没错
但没问题啊
No, but it was okay.
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我小时候
I mean, when I was little,
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还想父母可能会改变主意
I'd think maybe my parents would change
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然后办个派对给我个惊喜
Their mind and surprise me with a party.
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有一次生日
我上完大提琴课回来
Like this one birthday I came home from my cello
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看见外面停着许多陌生的轿车
Lesson and I saw a lot of strange cars parked out front.
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我走到门外时
When I got to the door,
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听得见里面人在细声细语
I could hear people whispering
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还闻到了表兄的巧克力蛋糕
and I could smell german chocolate cake,
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那是我的最爱
Which is my favorite.
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然后呢?
And?
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结果是我祖父去世了
It turns out my grandfather had died.
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天呐
那太糟糕了
Oh, my god. that's terrible.
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那次倒有点生日派对的意思
Well, it was kind of like a birthday party.
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所有的亲戚都来了
也有蛋糕
所以...
I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so...
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这是我听过的最可怜的事了
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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是吗?
You think?
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继续
告诉她你高中毕业舞会的事
Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom.
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天才也性感 第一季 第16集
The Big Bang Theory S01E16
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叫他们千万别忘了...不放花生
Make sure they remember-- no peanuts.
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霍华德
城里每家泰国餐馆
Howard, every thai restaurant in town
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都知道你不能吃花生
knows you can't eat peanuts.
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他们看到我进去都直接说
"不放花生男来了!"
When they see me coming, they go, "ah, no-peanut boy!"
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好
佩妮
Hello, penny.
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莱纳德刚走
Leonard just left.
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我知道
我来跟你说呢
I know. I want to talk to you.
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我们可以说什么?
What would we talk about?
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就我所知我们没有什么共同语言
We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of.
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你知道
我对闲谈没兴趣
As you know, I don't care for chitchat.
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你先让我进去好吗
Can you just let me in?
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没问题
但我不认为这是什么有效的努力
